dang I knew that was too good to be original...Well, how about a Totino's slogan regarding the minced bits of mystery meat- "Totino's Pizza uses only the finest cuts of USDA approved meats-fahgetaboutit!" OK OK that was a little stereotypical and might garner a lawsuit but it is sure fun to say "Hey uncle Steve fahgetaboutit." Also it was better than the other option relating to Totino's Pizza Inc. support of and use of the U.S. Military's LGBT policies- "Totino's meat, don't ask, don't tell." Also If Hannibal Lecter was Italian and he invited Clarice Starling to dinner, the phone invite might go like this; "Don't forget to pick up the meatless Totino's Clarice, your uncle Frank has already provided some delicious meat for the toppings." That was a little predictable, and the last one is a bit crude; I once saw a sticker probably written by a guy for other purveyors of low brow humor; "Pizza is like sex, even when it is not the best, it's still pretty good." again Angelo's (pizza) being a noteable exception
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dang I knew that was too good to be original...Well, how about a Totino's slogan regarding the minced bits of mystery meat- "Totino's Pizza uses only the finest cuts of USDA approved meats-fahgetaboutit!" OK OK that was a little stereotypical and might garner a lawsuit but it is sure fun to say "Hey uncle Steve fahgetaboutit." Also it was better than the other option relating to Totino's Pizza Inc. support of and use of the U.S. Military's LGBT policies- "Totino's meat, don't ask, don't tell." Also If Hannibal Lecter was Italian and he invited Clarice Starling to dinner, the phone invite might go like this; "Don't forget to pick up the meatless Totino's Clarice, your uncle Frank has already provided some delicious meat for the toppings." That was a little predictable, and the last one is a bit crude;
I once saw a sticker probably written by a guy for other purveyors of low brow humor; "Pizza is like sex, even when it is not the best, it's still pretty good." again Angelo's (pizza) being a noteable exception
hey anybody heard from Brandon lately- is he on the work ship offshore?
I talked to Melinda today. Brandon is indeed on the vessel!
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